Badshark
Right. Off.

Anyone coming here to try to argue with me about racism can fuck right off.

And a Happy Motherfucking New Year.

I know nobody follows this thing, but Merry Fucking Christmas anyway.

Sign for auction, Chatham Sharks Gala, 2013

#shark #chatham 

Sign for auction, Chatham Sharks Gala, 2013

#shark #chatham 

I want this in my garden. 
Playground, Cape Cod Museum of Natural History

#shark #playground #capecod

I want this in my garden. 

Playground, Cape Cod Museum of Natural History

#shark #playground #capecod

I’ve never wanted to smash the glass and steal something so badly in my life. Hammerhead skull, Cape Cod Museum of Natural History
#shark #skull #skeleton #hammerhead #i would sleep with it in my bed every night

I’ve never wanted to smash the glass and steal something so badly in my life. Hammerhead skull, Cape Cod Museum of Natural History

#shark #skull #skeleton #hammerhead #i would sleep with it in my bed every night

cumaeansibyl:

badshark:

witchsistah:

popelizbet:

dansphalluspalace:

Shark Name: M/V OCEARCH

Species: Carcharodon carcharias

Gender: Female

Stage of Life: Undetermined

Length: 126 ft.

Weight: 581 tons

Tag Date: 5 February 2013

Tag Location: Cape Cod

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ITS…

While the two white sharks tagged off Cape Cod last year (Genie and Mary Lee) are very likely coming back, this is not one of them. This is the Ocearch BOAT. 126 ft/581 tons should have been the tipoff.

I blame The Asylum tbh

people out here thinking mega-shark is real

Uggghhhhh. I’m sure that’s true. If I see a clip from that movie presented as “real life footage” one more time, Ima punch something. 

581 tons is heavier than a 747 airliner; 126 feet is longer than a blue whale. How someone thinks a shark that big is just chilling inconspicuously off Chatham is beyond me.

witchsistah:

popelizbet:

dansphalluspalace:

Shark Name: M/V OCEARCH

Species: Carcharodon carcharias

Gender: Female

Stage of Life: Undetermined

Length: 126 ft.

Weight: 581 tons

Tag Date: 5 February 2013

Tag Location: Cape Cod

———

ITS…

While the two white sharks tagged off Cape Cod last year (Genie and Mary Lee) are very likely coming back, this is not one of them. This is the Ocearch BOAT. 126 ft/581 tons should have been the tipoff.

BE SHARK SMART. Shark signage, Blouberg. The seagulls are a nice touch.
#sharks #southafrica  

BE SHARK SMART. Shark signage, Blouberg. The seagulls are a nice touch.


#sharks #southafrica  

Shark signage, Fish Hoek.
#sharks #fishhoek #southafrica

Shark signage, Fish Hoek.

#sharks #fishhoek #southafrica

Floating shark statues are kind of a thing in Gansbaai.

Floating shark statues are kind of a thing in Gansbaai.

Happy Penguin Day, jerks.
#penguins #jackasspenguins #i like penguins more than people

Happy Penguin Day, jerks.

#penguins #jackasspenguins #i like penguins more than people

Greenland Shark. #derp

Greenland Shark. #derp

Oh my god, it’s like this was made JUST FOR ME.

Oh my god, it’s like this was made JUST FOR ME.